Dog Enthusiast/Rapist

Carrie — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:55:00 +0000

Cloning is still a fairly new phenomenon, really only measuring up to a few sheep here and there, so it’s not surprising that a story about a woman who paid to have her dead dog cloned would make the news. People are bound to have their opinions on such things. Is it natural? Is it a sin? What have you. Personally, I think the sin lies in the fact the woman paid $50,000 to have her dog Booger cloned. What’s wrong with going the pet shop and just getting a new one that looks like him and naming him something like Booger 2? 50k must be one hell of a puppy. Anyway, I digress.

Bernann McKinney has made the news once again because allegedly she is the same woman who sexually assaulted a mormon missionary thirty-one years ago. It turns out if you have your picture out in the paper for the world to see, the world tends to see it. Read the full article here.

What an idiot. Thirty years ago, this woman commits this crime and then flees the country. She’s never able to be found ¹ which would mean to me, if I were a criminal on the run, that I should keep doing what I am doing. But what does this girl do? She runs and does something ground breaking and media attention-getting, leaving her face splashed all over the internet. Sheesh, I at least hope that dog knew how to fetch a beer out of the fridge.

I leave you with a quote that more than confirms her guilt for me:

“She’s ugly as sin now, but sure enough, that’s her.”

Wii Fit:

BMI: 22.79

Weight: 61.5 kg

Two days before my deadline and I still have 1.5 kg to lose. Son of a Bitch.

Though I do not understand this due to the fact that the woman only thought to drop her first name and use her middle name as a disguise. I mean come one, at least swap them or something! ↩

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Dog Enthusiast/Rapist